The question was “your wife hasn’t said a word to you on 3 hours, what’s wrong?”
The number 3 answer “She’s dead”
It was above she’s not home.
I haven’t heard from your wife in 3 hours…
Oh…she probably died. She’s dead.
I miss sleeping in a real bed. I’ve been sleeping in the chair in our lounge because it is the only thing that elevates my leg at a comfortable position. I’ve been living in this chair since I got back to my parent’s house on Saturday. Stupid knee and brace and pain and life. I just want my bed back!
Guess who has to have knee surgery…..oh yeah, that’s me…
Yeah, so I just hit 4k followers which is absolutely mad to think about but thank you so so much following me and reading my fics all the time and being nice and stuff, it really means a lot to me so THANK YOU SO MUCH <3 So, here is my follow forever to celebrate 4k followers! :]
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