tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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posted 16 hours ago @ 17 Sep 2014 with 1 note
xupdate on my life xwoot xkinda xyeah....
ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 16 Sep 2014 with 81,635 notes via/source

oh-hate:

Green Day music videos per album
➥ American Idiot (insp.)
reblogged 1 day ago @ 16 Sep 2014 with 2,527 notes via/source

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jxmmyurine:

 headphones recommended 

left: lorule field theme from the legend of zelda: a link between worlds

right: dark world theme from the legend of zelda: a link to the past

reblogged 1 day ago @ 16 Sep 2014 with 769 notes via/source

The question was “your wife hasn’t said a word to you on 3 hours, what’s wrong?”

The number 3 answer “She’s dead”

It was above she’s not home.

I haven’t heard from your wife in 3 hours…

Oh…she probably died. She’s dead.

posted 1 day ago @ 16 Sep 2014
xI'm dying laughing xshe's dead

hayleyandtheholytrinity:

housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

Whenever I feel sad I just remember that this is a thing that happened

reblogged 2 days ago @ 16 Sep 2014 with 441,145 notes via/source
i made you a ‘get well ducky’ not only because it’s the only thing i could draw that i didn’t absolutely hate, but because who doesn’t like duckies?
feel better soon kiddo, or i’ll preform surgery on your knee myself :D

i made you a ‘get well ducky’ not only because it’s the only thing i could draw that i didn’t absolutely hate, but because who doesn’t like duckies?

feel better soon kiddo, or i’ll preform surgery on your knee myself :D

posted 2 days ago @ 16 Sep 2014 with 1 note
xoh my god xthanks you so much!!!! xlike seriously! xthis just made my day xsubmission

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vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

reblogged 2 days ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 154,435 notes via/source
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xI was suppose to be born on JesusWeen xBut I escaped the uterus a grand total of 6 days early

I miss sleeping in a real bed. I’ve been sleeping in the chair in our lounge because it is the only thing that elevates my leg at a comfortable position. I’ve been living in this chair since I got back to my parent’s house on Saturday. Stupid knee and brace and pain and life. I just want my bed back!

posted 2 days ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 2 notes
xlonging for my bed xbetter love story than twilight

channingtaintyum:

idrris:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

*bursts out of the womb* COMIN’ OUT OF MY CAGE AND I’VE BEEN DOIN’ JUST FINE

reblogged 2 days ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 269,191 notes via/source

amazingphil:

MY TUMBLR TAG 2! (with Dan) Reblog onto your tumblr and create tumblception

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Guess who has to have knee surgery…..oh yeah, that’s me…

posted 3 days ago @ 15 Sep 2014
xsigh xwhy me????
the-fantasticxfoursome:

Yeah, so I just hit 4k followers which is absolutely mad to think about but thank you so so much following me and reading my fics all the time and being nice and stuff, it really means a lot to me so THANK YOU SO MUCH <3 So, here is my follow forever to celebrate 4k followers! :]
bolded = absolute favorites <3
abcd; absolutelyphantastic, acciophandom, achievementhowell, adorablehowell, alohahowell, alionandhisbear, alldatphan,anonymousphan. awesomesockes, awrfdan, bearhowell, blackerybitches, bubblelester, bubblyhowell , buttchair, catrifics, colorfulhowell, crabbycrabstickz, crabstickzlove, curlywurlydan, dailyphan, danandphilfolife, danhowellpng,danisnotaphangirl, danisnotlikingvagina, danisnotonphil, danlikesboys, dannihowell, danthrusts, definitelythor, definitely-thor, dhilandpan, dhpl, discoveringemily, disneyphan
efghij; emejig16, existentialcrisisdan, exysendscreendance, fantastic—foursome, fantasticfoursomefeeels, feelsforthefantasticfoursome, ffantasticfoursome, flovvercrownphan, fucking-landshark, galaxyphan, garlicbreadliguori, gigglyphan, glitterphan, granisn0t0nfire, hearteyeshowell, helenismylover, hellalester, herrhowell, hnngphan, hnnnngoverphan, holysmokesphan, howell-andlester, howellfk, howelled, howellful, howellslester, howellsprincess, huggabae,infinitephan, insertyoutuberquotehere, illegallester, interrupted-by-fireworks, iphangirl, ironicallyphan, ironyphan, internetcultleader
klmnop; kaleidanscope, kickthebuttsex, kickthephantastickz,  lesterer, lesterful, lesterlyhowell, lestericalphan, lionessphil, marielou-for-you, mermaidstailonmyface, moreorlester,  northerndanpour, notanotherphanfictionblog, omfgitsphan, phanbiz,  phanbubble, phancakesandwaphils, phancenta, phanchestereye, phanchocolate, phandabbydosey, phandemonia, phandombigbang, phanfics-that-are-not-great, phanfics-in-kilts, phan-in-kilts, phanfictioncatalogue, phangst, phanharries, phankyou, phanlight, phanofficial,phanoftheheart, phanphanphan, phanrocksmycrocs,phansexgods, phansextape, phanshakes, phansomniac, phanstruck, phansturbate, phantasticfour, phantasticphil, phantits, phanxious, phan-you-not, phanyourdeath, philmanchlester, philsarms, philskoolkatz, philsmom, philsmuse, placentaandllamas, powerbottom-phil, prettyphilip,procrastinatingphan, projectpeej, projectpeej
qrstuv; radlester, rawrgoeslester, realityisnoplacetolive, scenequeen-dan, sexyphancake, sexuallyambiguousphan, sighphil, sixfoottwotallmanchild, spaghettipeej, sprinkleofphan, smoshatemyphan, ssuppitysupsupsupmyfrizzle, sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag, storytimewithdan, suchaphangirl, thatsmistertoyou, thefantasticfoursome, thedeathlyhowell, thelionandthellama, the-phandom, the-phantasticfoursome, thoughtsofaproffesionalfangirl, tinylester, toomanyphandoms, trxyler-phan, urltima, unfyoutubers, youre-the-dan-to-my-phil
wxyz; walruslovechild, whatisphan, whispersofphan, whylester,whyphanwhy, who-the-fuck-is-uncle-ken, wolfhowell-chesterlester,wolfhowelllester, wonderphan, youtubefanfictionblog

the-fantasticxfoursome:

Yeah, so I just hit 4k followers which is absolutely mad to think about but thank you so so much following me and reading my fics all the time and being nice and stuff, it really means a lot to me so THANK YOU SO MUCH <3 So, here is my follow forever to celebrate 4k followers! :]

bolded = absolute favorites <3

abcd; absolutelyphantasticacciophandomachievementhowelladorablehowellalohahowellalionandhisbearalldatphan,anonymousphanawesomesockesawrfdanbearhowellblackerybitches, bubblelester, bubblyhowellbuttchaircatrificscolorfulhowellcrabbycrabstickzcrabstickzlovecurlywurlydandailyphandanandphilfolifedanhowellpng,danisnotaphangirldanisnotlikingvaginadanisnotonphildanlikesboysdannihowelldanthrustsdefinitelythordefinitely-thordhilandpandhpldiscoveringemilydisneyphan

efghij; emejig16existentialcrisisdanexysendscreendancefantastic—foursomefantasticfoursomefeeelsfeelsforthefantasticfoursomeffantasticfoursomeflovvercrownphanfucking-landsharkgalaxyphangarlicbreadliguorigigglyphanglitterphangranisn0t0nfirehearteyeshowellhelenismyloverhellalesterherrhowellhnngphanhnnnngoverphanholysmokesphanhowell-andlesterhowellfkhowelledhowellfulhowellslesterhowellsprincesshuggabae,infinitephaninsertyoutuberquotehereillegallesterinterrupted-by-fireworksiphangirlironicallyphanironyphaninternetcultleader

klmnop; kaleidanscopekickthebuttsexkickthephantastickz,  lestererlesterfullesterlyhowelllestericalphanlionessphilmarielou-for-youmermaidstailonmyfacemoreorlester,  northerndanpournotanotherphanfictionblogomfgitsphanphanbiz,  phanbubblephancakesandwaphilsphancentaphanchestereyephanchocolatephandabbydoseyphandemoniaphandombigbangphanfics-that-are-not-greatphanfics-in-kiltsphan-in-kiltsphanfictioncataloguephangstphanharriesphankyouphanlightphanofficial,phanoftheheartphanphanphanphanrocksmycrocs,phansexgodsphansextapephanshakesphansomniacphanstruckphansturbatephantasticfourphantasticphilphantitsphanxiousphan-you-notphanyourdeathphilmanchlesterphilsarmsphilskoolkatzphilsmomphilsmuse, placentaandllamaspowerbottom-philprettyphilip,procrastinatingphanprojectpeejprojectpeej

qrstuv; radlesterrawrgoeslesterrealityisnoplacetolivescenequeen-dansexyphancakesexuallyambiguousphansighphilsixfoottwotallmanchildspaghettipeejsprinkleofphansmoshatemyphanssuppitysupsupsupmyfrizzlesswiggityswagwhatsinthebagstorytimewithdansuchaphangirlthatsmistertoyouthefantasticfoursomethedeathlyhowellthelionandthellamathe-phandomthe-phantasticfoursomethoughtsofaproffesionalfangirltinylester, toomanyphandomstrxyler-phanurltima, unfyoutubersyoure-the-dan-to-my-phil

wxyz; walruslovechildwhatisphanwhispersofphanwhylester,whyphanwhywho-the-fuck-is-uncle-kenwolfhowell-chesterlester,wolfhowelllesterwonderphanyoutubefanfictionblog

reblogged 3 days ago @ 14 Sep 2014 with 120 notes via/source
xwhat? really?? xd'aww thank you!!